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Christmas 2026 · Now Open for Submissions

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The Confused Turkey
The Confused Turkey
by Priya D.
Still recovering from Thanksgiving. Deeply, spiritually disoriented.
294 shame pts
👎 312   ❤️ 18
Woof Humbug
Woof Humbug
by Kim & Barley
The dog hated it. The dog wore it anyway.
146 shame pts
👎 198   ❤️ 52
The Anxious Snowman
The Anxious Snowman
by Tom & Kids
He knows what's coming. He has fully accepted it.
145 shame pts
👎 189   ❤️ 44
Penguin Surprise
Penguin Surprise
by Noel F.
Nobody invited him. He had the best time.
139 shame pts
👎 167   ❤️ 28
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The Gen Z Christmas
The Gen Z Christmas
by Rach & Dan
Main character energy. Very cosy era.
95 shame pts
👎 134   ❤️ 39
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Classic Reindeer Intarsia Jumper
ASOS
£35
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Best Budget
Gonzo Santa Slogan Knit
Amazon
£18.99
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Best Premium
Fairisle Christmas Tree Merino
Next
£55
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Best Novelty
3D Snowman Pom-Pom Jumper
M&S
£42
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